5 Word Story #1

[Jack Sparrow]

Once upon a time, Waldo was found. His cat ate some rotten asparagus. So Waldo exploded. His cat was disturbed. So his cat decided to pounce on him with razor- sharp claws. But instead, Waldo screamed like a girl and ran. He ran so far that he fell off a steep cliff that lead into a deep dark abyss. The deep dark abyss had many wild animals in it. They roared mightily and fought valiantly. Eventually, Waldo died. Everyone cheered except Warren. Warren cried because Waldo was his father. Warren often ate small children. He also transformed into a bird. He was an odd child. Warren decided to live with Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter. But then he died. So Harry and Ron buried him under the swings at the park. Warren's mother, Duchess, screamed. Duchess screamed because she felt alone because of their deaths. Duchess contemplated what she'd do. She decided to go to the park to visit Steve. Steve was reading a book. Duchess poked Steve, trying to get his attention. He roared. She was so frightened! Steve laughed and gave her a pink pony. In response, Duchess kissed him. He died too. Duchess and her Pink Pony decided to leave this place. "Let's get out of here," the pony squealed. They ran to a cupcake factory and met a cupcake fairy. She granted them a magical wish,

[Kerosene]

Once upon a time, Waldo was found. His cat ate some rotten asparagus. So Waldo exploded. His cat was disturbed. So his cat decided to pounce on him with razor- sharp claws. But instead, Waldo screamed like a girl and ran. He ran so far that he fell off a steep cliff that lead into a deep dark abyss. The deep dark abyss had many wild animals in it. They roared mightily and fought valiantly. Eventually, Waldo died. Everyone cheered except Warren. Warren cried because Waldo was his father. Warren often ate small children. He also transformed into a bird. He was an odd child. Warren decided to live with Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter. But then he died. So Harry and Ron buried him under the swings at the park. Warren's mother, Duchess, screamed. Duchess screamed because she felt alone because of their deaths. Duchess contemplated what she'd do. She decided to go to the park to visit Steve. Steve was reading a book. Duchess poked Steve, trying to get his attention. He roared. She was so frightened! Steve laughed and gave her a pink pony. In response, Duchess kissed him. He died too. Duchess and her Pink Pony decided to leave this place. "Let's get out of here," the pony squealed. They ran to a cupcake factory and met a cupcake fairy. She granted them a magical wish. They had wished to meet

[Jack Sparrow]

Once upon a time, Waldo was found. His cat ate some rotten asparagus. So Waldo exploded. His cat was disturbed. So his cat decided to pounce on him with razor- sharp claws. But instead, Waldo screamed like a girl and ran. He ran so far that he fell off a steep cliff that lead into a deep dark abyss. The deep dark abyss had many wild animals in it. They roared mightily and fought valiantly. Eventually, Waldo died. Everyone cheered except Warren. Warren cried because Waldo was his father. Warren often ate small children. He also transformed into a bird. He was an odd child. Warren decided to live with Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter. But then he died. So Harry and Ron buried him under the swings at the park. Warren's mother, Duchess, screamed. Duchess screamed because she felt alone because of their deaths. Duchess contemplated what she'd do. She decided to go to the park to visit Steve. Steve was reading a book. Duchess poked Steve, trying to get his attention. He roared. She was so frightened! Steve laughed and gave her a pink pony. In response, Duchess kissed him. He died too. Duchess and her Pink Pony decided to leave this place. "Let's get out of here," the pony squealed. They ran to a cupcake factory and met a cupcake fairy. She granted them a magical wish. They had wished to meet Leonardo DiCaprio, the sexy young version.

[Kerosene]

Once upon a time, Waldo was found. His cat ate some rotten asparagus. So Waldo exploded. His cat was disturbed. So his cat decided to pounce on him with razor- sharp claws. But instead, Waldo screamed like a girl and ran. He ran so far that he fell off a steep cliff that lead into a deep dark abyss. The deep dark abyss had many wild animals in it. They roared mightily and fought valiantly. Eventually, Waldo died. Everyone cheered except Warren. Warren cried because Waldo was his father. Warren often ate small children. He also transformed into a bird. He was an odd child. Warren decided to live with Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter. But then he died. So Harry and Ron buried him under the swings at the park. Warren's mother, Duchess, screamed. Duchess screamed because she felt alone because of their deaths. Duchess contemplated what she'd do. She decided to go to the park to visit Steve. Steve was reading a book. Duchess poked Steve, trying to get his attention. He roared. She was so frightened! Steve laughed and gave her a pink pony. In response, Duchess kissed him. He died too. Duchess and her Pink Pony decided to leave this place. "Let's get out of here," the pony squealed. They ran to a cupcake factory and met a cupcake fairy. She granted them a magical wish. They had wished to meet Leonardo DiCaprio, the sexy young version. Unfortunately, he was busy filming.