Post by ☠ Scruffy ☠ on Jul 28, 2011 23:24:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time, Waldo was found. His cat ate some rotten asparagus. So Waldo exploded. His cat was disturbed. So his cat decided to pounce on him with razor- sharp claws. But instead, Waldo screamed like a girl and ran. He ran so far that he fell off a steep cliff that lead into a deep dark abyss. The deep dark abyss had many wild animals in it. They roared mightily and fought valiantly. Eventually, Waldo died. Everyone cheered except Warren. Warren cried because Waldo was his father. Warren often ate small children. He also transformed into a bird. He was an odd child. Warren decided to live with Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter. But then he died. So Harry and Ron buried him